Dita Von Teese Nude. In a Martini Glass.

Certain celebrity photos need little or no introduction.

Not that we’re complaining by any means, but it seems the sultry Dita Von Teese is seen nude more often than not. Heck, from what we’ve seen of her lately, we’d think the burlesque dancing goddess only bathes at sponsored events.

Bottom line: Marilyn Manson is an idiot.

Last month, we saw her splashing around on stage, in addition to seeing Dita Von Teese nude in Penthouse. Last weekend, the former Mrs. Manson busted out her favorite pair of pasties – yes, those are pasties – in Toronto for the 2007 Fashion Cares event. 

We know Evan Rachel Wood is cute and all, Marilyn, but could she pull off wearing nothing to a fashion event? So few of us can, really.

Anyway, we were left shaken and stirred by this picture, as Dita looked dashing as always. Thankfully, Perez Hilton was not on hand this time.

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